Anonymous sent: reverse centaurs would be just horse heads on human legs wtf who allowed this to happen

iguanamouth:

commission for monster-princelet of their oc - this dragon has better hair than i do

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for yourrainbowisshowing ! i imagine that some dragons wear makeup to make themselves more intimidating - dark red lipstick looks a lot like blood you know

(Source: part2of3)

faggobird:

doomstruck-dark:

parasiteprogram:

iguanamouth:

NO

what kind of contract do u have to make to receive that soul gem

for magical MEN *flexes my bones*

The crystal that I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I hunt witches with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a witch hunting crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow while hunting witches w/ a bud that’s how I know it’s real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.

Anonymous sent: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

kingcheddarxvii:

IT’S CANON, I’M FINALLY IN A CARTOON

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for psychologicalmumbojumbo hey you know whats impossible to get tired of after drawing 1000 times. not dice